Gotta Love Some Drunken People

A man and his wife were awakened at 3 in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain, was asking for a push.

"Not a chance," said the husband,"it's 3am!!" He slammed the door and returned to bed.

"Who was that?" asked the wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answered.


"And you didn't help him??" she asked.


"Of course not!  It's 3am and it's pouring rain outside!"


"You should be ashamed of yourself!" said the wife, "have you forgotten that not long ago when our car broke down 2 nice young men helped us out?  I think you should help him!"


The man did as he was told, got up, got dressed and went out into the pouring rain.


He called out into the dark, "Hello!!  Are you still there?"


"Yes!"


"Do you still need a push?" called out the husband, soaking wet in no time.


"Yes, please!" came the reply from the dark.


"Where are you?"


"Over here!!  On the swing!"

courtesy of a chain email... ^___^