Where to Cross the Border?

Received a forwarded mail today, sadly, it reflects something really funny about Malaysia, and it's nothing to be proud of...  it goes something like this....


WHERE TO CROSS THE BORDER?


If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally, You get 12 years Hard Labour.  (Worse if you're a North Korean and try to cross the border to leave the country illegally!)
  
If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally, You Are Detained Indefinitely.
   
If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally, You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally, You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally, You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally, You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
   
If You Enter Britain Illegally, You Will Be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER

   YOU GET:
  
   -  MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
   -  A Driving License,
   -  Voting Rights,
   -  Job Reservation,
   -  Special Privilege to be Considered as Bumi,
   -  Credit Cards,
   -  Subsidized Rental Or A Loan To Buy A House,
   -  Free Education,
   -  Free Health Care

 Oh Malaysia, what a great country!!